DA!! DAAAAAAAAA! DADADADADADADADADA!!!!!!
Kiddo, I love you more than you will ever know (until you have kids at least), but Dude. Give. Me. A. BREAK. I know you love your Da, but seriously. WHO changes your diapers and sheets at 2am when you’ve peed through? WHO plays Monster and Getcha and chases you around the house? WHO packs your bags, does your laundry, makes your food? WHO sacrificed her body to bring you into this world and continues to do so to ensure you have a healthy immune system?? Is it too much to ask that you just SAY MY NAME???