In the car last night:
Me: What is he doing??
Hubby: (turns around) Looks like he is shoving his fist in his mouth
Me: Ha Ha. Oh man, I hope he’s not one of those kids who shows off by doing stupid human tricks, like shoving his fist in his mouth.
Goober: hack cough hack
Hubby: Goober, stop that! STOP IT!
Me: Is he gagging himself?!?! Goober, get your hand out of your mouth!
Goober: (removes hand) Hehehehe. (returns hand) HACK COUGH HACK
Hubby: GOOBER! STOP IT! STOP STOP STOP IT! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR THROAT!!
Goober: (removes hand) Heheheheheeeeeee
Me & Hubby: (resume conversation)
Goober: HACK HACK guurgle
Me: Did he just barf??!?!!
Hubby: (turns around) Yep.
Me: Great. My 14 month old is bulimic.